Charmaine's Sexytime Productions

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November 26th was my friend Kayla's 21st birthday. I know I know....she's old, but beautiful. 21 is a big deal and I wanted to get her something special and useful for her big day. I like to think I'm a creative person and from time to time I come up with....I don't want to sound conceited....oh I'll just say it...I come up with GENIUS ideas. For example:

P.S. I cleaned up some of the language a bit, but I'd be more than willing to email out the original if you would like a more detailed read!

Kayla's Sex Kit

Compliments of Charmaine's Sexytime Productions

Follow these key steps for the ultimate sexual experience!

Cleanliness 

Being clean is an important part of enjoying sex. Nobody wants to knock boots with someone’s who’s dirty, smelly, and doesn’t care about their personal hygiene. 

In this kit you will find:

1.       Body Wash- be sure to spend extra time lathering your body, this will ensure that you are extra clean, and will stimulate you before intercourse

2.        Shampoo and Conditioner- when being intimate with your partner, the sweet smell of your hair will fill his nose, stimulating his senses  

3.       Razor and Shaving Gel- soft hair-free skin reduces friction and makes it easier to slip and slide all over your partner’s body

4.       Toothpaste and Toothbrush- having fresh smelling breath is a no brainer. While panting and screaming in extreme pleasure, you’ll want to release nothing but fresh breath

5.       Deodorant- if you’re sex is going good, you are likely to get hot and sticky from sweating and you don’t want that sweat to create an underarm odor. This will make it make it more enjoyable for your partner when he slowly runs his lips from your wrists, all the way up your soft and supple arms

Foreplay 

If you want to have fantastic sex then you need to get things heated up with some foreplay. Some men will try their best to get this stage out of the way as fast as possible but you need to be firm. It's essential that you take time to get all the sensual hot spots warmed up before you go for the main event. There's no point in jumping straight in all guns blazing because it simply won't feel as good.

Also by missing out on foreplay you’re also depriving yourself of an easy peasy orgasm. Just 15 mins of touching, kissing and licking in the right places will have you screaming with pleasure. If your guy is a bit reluctant (or just plain rubbish) when it comes to foreplay then don't be shy about giving him a helping hand. Most men will find it a total turn on to watch a girl enjoy herself so why not surprise him with a solo show one night. Not only will you get to enjoy yourself the way you know best but you will also give him a few hints about what feels good for you. If he still insists on rushing things then be assertive. Tell him to slow down. Reassure him he will get everything on the menu eventually but you want to enjoy the starter for a bit longer first.

(Foreplay Tips brought to you by http://www.femalefirst.co.uk)

In this kit you will find:

1.      Grape Fanta Chapstick- no one wants to kiss dry and crusty lips. Keep them smooth and sweet smelling

2.       Body Lotion- soft skin is an attractive quality women have. Your partner will love running his strong hands up and down your body.

3.       Baby Oil- take turns giving each other massages with the oil. It will stimulate your senses and give you both a chance to explore each other’s bodies before intercourse takes place

In-Sex Use

Not everyone is ready to have sex. Make sure it is something you want to do, and not something your partner pressures you into doing. Sex should be fun and pleasurable, not something you rush through just to get it over with. And remember…SAFETY FIRST!!!!!!!!!

In this kit you will find:

1.       Condoms- condoms help prevent pregnancy and STDs. If he tells you he doesn’t like to use them…THEN SHOW HIM THE DOOR, and not your vagina.

2.       Lubrication- lube helps the penis the softly penetrate the vagina or the anus. Not using lube (especially for anal sex), can lead to an awkward and painful experience. If you’re having gold old vagina sex, it’s not as necessary if you’re already wet, or if you have lubricated condoms

After Sex

You just shared an intimate experience with your partner. Don’t be afraid to cuddle with him after and mindfully reflect on the love-making that just occurred. 

In this kit you will find:

1.       A box of Lindor Chocolates- share them with your partner, or keep them for yourself. If you’re a huge chocolate lover, this will give you added pleasure. 

"Sex is dirty, only if it's done right"- Woody Allen 

If you would like to receive your own Sex Kit compliments of Charmaine's Sexytime Productions (not a real company...yet ;) ) inbox me via facebook and you just might get one for Christmas or your birthday. (Tips and gift items may vary)